Shall We? Lets.

I like things, many things, ALL the things!!

daisiestdaisy:

"We’re walking down the street in New York and in New York the paparazzi guys sometimes ride around on bikes and they ride ahead of you and get to the end of the block and start snapping pics and they want to get you picking your nose or whatever.

"So I said to Bateman ‘Let’s have fun at their expense’ and just grabbed his hand. Which he was way too cool with. Sweaty palms, I’ll just say that. I feel like his internal monologue was ‘Finally…!’

"I wanted to make it look like we were just two guys out doing a little afternoon shopping in the Village, which is… actually what we were doing, so who’s the joke on…

"By the way, you can tell by the photo, I’m the top. Obvie." - [x]

(via bespectacledmermaid)

devongreen:

My hobbies include being nice to waiters/waitresses 

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

(Source: iraffiruse, via bespectacledmermaid)

vaderbomb:

WWE Tag Team Champions: Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri

vaderbomb:

WWE Tag Team Champions: Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri